via fer1972:

An Edgar Allan Poe Book from 1892 via Anywhen

stelmarias:

tall overprotective gay

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

Omg

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

brigwife:

Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves Nymphadora Tonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool being dadpool

copdoccubus:

afterellen:

oh we will

Ancient lesbian summoning ritual.

copdoccubus:

afterellen:

oh we will

Ancient lesbian summoning ritual.

pacid:

7 years later and i’m still not over chris’ death in skins

purpleplunderbunny:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

>.>

"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

Heathers (1988)

Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?